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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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Meet the Human Barbie. 27 year old Valeria Lukyanova is blonde, blue eyed and has an 18 inch waist.
I actually really hate my life
Im really tired of feeling sad and ugly as shit and it fucking sucks
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This photo is of a girl training to ignore white people pulling on her hair and blowing smoke in her face. Pretty morbid, but what an amazing photo.
The fact that we had to train for this shit. She prolly had to train for getting cigarette burns too. Jesus Christ.
I’d have to train for the consequences of whooping they ass!
always relevant
Get real white people in their todo that job more effective
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who the fuck names their kid pepper
someone who wants to add spice to their life
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What the actual fuck. Come on, lets make me more jealous of your core strength.
I always have to reblog this. Because for real. That’s amazing.
Tell me more about how pole dancing is just mindless sluttiness that requires no talent or skill, I implore you.
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you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
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